Arsenal Fans: Galactic, Epically Whiny Bitches.


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It's funny, people complain that Wenger won't talk about contracts until season's end. They just don't understand.

Especially poor Arsenal "fans" whose fragile little minds can't grasp the key tenets of Arsenal's philosophy, a product of 20 years of Wenger management, which is mental focus. When it's time to do battle, a warrior thinks of nothing but the battle ahead and commits 100% focus. Don't be a bitch whining about contracts and popularity. Just fight and win and shut everyone up that way. But Arsenal fans are bitches. Galactic, epically whiny bitches who are simply not cut out for the rigours of Arsenal or EPL fandom. It sunders their tiny little minds to the point they tear themselves apart. If I was Alexis I'd play for Wenger, but not for those assholes.

Dear Arsenal "fans,"

You alienate talent. You psychologically undermine your own team. You believe your lazy asses know better than the like of Sanchez, Giroud, Koscielny, all of the youth and all of the stars. You don't. They are the pros and you are the nobodies. You organize 14,000 person protests to which 5 show up. Pathetic. You cause fights between fans of the same club. You create an atmosphere of toxicity and aggression and failure. You are a disease on Arsenal culture--one which is built on solidarity and what amounts to warrior values. You are the antithesis of a "supporter." You hold vainglorious votes in the hopes that incompetence and weakness can override talent and intelligence. You Beauty!!

It's sad to see the media amplify the negativity and embarrassing spectacles these "fans" create. A real shame. But sports writers have to generate headlines every hour, and there's no click bait like controversy.

As I've said so many times before, I blame these so-called "fans" and "supporters" for Arsenal's "mental fragility." Nobody works harder to undermine the team than you #WengerOut, and you've done it all psychologically, using gutter-trash sports tabloids, signs, memes and plane-flown banners. You media whores. You guys practically chanted "Arsenal You Suck!" before the Bayern game. Thanks for cheering the team to Victory. No really. Pat yourselves on the fucking cunts.

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